mb.

uh yehh.
askswifty
number14
ahaha.
"if i were a vampire, id be a tampon"
blech! lol

askswifty15
"herpes..herpes..HERPES!!"

jumbafund..

yess sire!!
ahaha. this made me laugh
while watchin the video:
this is EKANS.

becuase ekans spelled
backwards is SNAKE

this is ARBOK

because arbok spelled
backwards is COBRA..but with a K.

this is muk

...now, what is MUK
spelled backwards?!?

yeaaa.

mk.
love this video,.
ssooo. much
can you spot out
threee of my favorite
youtubers?

the strangers 2.

bahaha.

i♥mac

"mmm. these skittles are good!"

BLOOPERS.

from the video:]]

before i die:]]

i've decided that before i die,
i do these two important things:::
have a slow motion day..
&& become a grocery fairy..
haha. here's matt:)

ahh!!!

cobra starships new cd
HOT MESS
will be in stores
august 11th.
heres a really good
song by leighton meester
who was featured w
cobra starship on the song
good girls go bad
-also.
remember you can alway request songs
and videos to be put up here.
just email me.

hahaha.

most of you have seen the
trailer for NEW MOON.
..if you haven't, here it is folks.

well.. haha.
i found this video
about a lady, in i think somewhere in
either england or australia.
well... here's her reaction to
seeing it for the FIRST TIME.
hahaha.
the video is like 10min long.
bc she watches it again.
[[all her life shes been going back for seconds,
of course she'll watch it again,]]
so, just watch like the first four min.
WARNING::TURN DOWN YOUR DAMN VOLUME.
"yah, don't BITCH at me"








after that.
watch this.
it made me laugh
sooo hard.
yehh.
"use control, ya dumb bitch"
ahaha.

heytherebeautifuls.

mmk.
updated the playlist.
you'll love it:]]
yepyepyep.

as we're on the topic of music.
i would like to introduce to the world,
WESTLAND
go check out their music myspace
PLEASE and THANK YOU.
myspace.com/westlandmusic
they are signed, but not a very
popular band.
the messaged me asking
if i could talk about them
on here.
so, here i am.
i'm not just saying this
bc they are 5 cute boys.
but, they actually REALLY
good. i'm glad they're making music, actually.

here they are:::

okie dokie.

i updated the sidebar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
if you notice,
the chuck norris
tab is no longer there.
it is replaced by
the one and only
JOSH TURNER.
ahaha.
what a dumb queef.
:]]

TWILIGHTERSSSS!!!

--TWILGHTERS UNITE..--
hehe. comic con san diego
was i think last week.
and Summit Entertainment
released NEW scenes from
the upcoming movie
the twilight saga: NEW MOON
here is it::
special thankyou to
xdonttrustus
both scenes are in the video.
&&sorry for the unfocused picture...
keep you eye out for
JACOB BLACKK:]]

haha.
i've always loved
BURGER KING
but. damn,
they are just about amazing for doing this.
they have
TEAM EDWARD[[!!!!!]]
&&TEAM JACOB
crowns.
yea. go. get. one. NOW.

nordstrom has now
released info
that sometime
this FALL
they will have
items for the
TWILIGHT saga.
:]]

heyyguyss.

yea. i know...
I'MMM BAAAACK.
hehe.
alright.
sorry for the short..[[long]]..
period of time i didn't do any posts.
i've been pretty busy with..
-can't say my life. bc i don't have one.
well., i've just been rather busy.
alrightyy. lets get started.
;)

poooopie.

all right.
supposedly, 10 books you must read before you die has been released.
haha.
i've read like 3 of the ten.
how many have you read??

1. the holy bible[haha]
2. gone with the wing[distraughting..?]
3. lord of the rings[ahh.better than the movie.!]
4. harrypotter series[fuckyeahh]
5. the stand[steven king's on this list...?]
6. the da vinci code[love the movie]
7. to kill a mockingbird[very touching book]
8. angels and demons[seen the movie anyone?]
9. atlas shrugged[one whose title and author i've never heard of...]
10. catcher in the rye[raises the knowlegde of cults!]

myapologies.

so. my schedule for the next week
or two
will be rather different.
so.
idk how many posts i'll
have for these weeks.
so. yea. sorry.

heyheyhey.

nnneeeewww song
by
BOYSLIKEGIRLS.
lol. i tried to make it look
like the official title.
well.
its called
love drunk.
ennjoy
[[...about time they
put up a new song...]]

mhm.

i actually like
demi's songs.
just hate the way she looks
when she actually sings them.
well.
enjoy.
oh. the boy in this
is uber cuuute.

lovethem/

i truely love this band.

cobra starship,

ahh.

adorable.

two of my favorite boys.
pete wentz of fall out boy.
gabe sporta of cobra starship

omgomgomg.

as soon as a certain
BADASS music video
hits youtube..
it'll be right here.
on this blog.
chillin.
because, we
[and by we, i do mean..just me]
at D E A R G R A V I T Y.
loove this song.
and the band.
and the girl.

chhheckk.

updatedd:
chuck norris
words of the week,
and.
added
a cheesy pickup line things.
hah.

..i'mready..

ilovethisboy.
period.
he can replace my robbie...

dddiet.

mmk.
this weeks
diet healty video is:::
getting rid of our
LOVE HANDLES.
haha.
yea..i needed this vid.

nowitspersonalbitch.

i'd like to publicly announce.
that me
&&robert pattinson
have OFFICIALLY
broken up.
--i dumped the sorry bastard--
the wedding is off.
the engagement is off.
everything is off.
sorry.
but. if you want to blame someone.
blame
KIRSTEN STEWART
HER EX BOYFRIEND
ROBERT PATTINSON
&&LOVE.
my tender sweet heart
cannot deal with such sorrow and pain.

looksamazing.

i honestly
cannot believe
the final destination
movies begin
10years ago.
wooow.
but. whatevs.
they've been
the only sequels
that are actually worth watching
multiple times.
congrats.

The Final Destination trailer in HD

thefinaldestination.

not to be confused w

final destination 1, 2, or3.

because apparently to the movie

execs. the 'THE' in front of

final destination:rest in pieces

is suppose to mean 4.

dumbFUCKS.

mk.

out in august.

oh. and supposedly.

its also in 3D.

well. despite the movie poster

title.

i think i'll go see it.

because all of the

final destination

movies have been a

fantastic thrill ride.

mkk,

i'll try to find the

movie trailer

&&post it up.

okokok.

i'm chill.
anywho.
heres a link to a
website with a ton of
new moon pics.
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/imageGallery/The_Twilight_Saga__New_Moon
yeap.
also. yesterday.
i had posted
A BUNCH
of shit.
so. they might be a on
a different page.
so. check those out.
laterz.

musthavefor2010.

ahh. mkk.
need gifting ideas.
heres a fantastic one.
<<<<<<<<<<<

--robert
pattinson--
you have officially
broken my tender
&&fragile
heart.
and for that.
you shall pay.

rpattz. or spunkransom.
haha. dumbfuck names.
all of which he came up with.
suprise suprise.
anyways. he looks too gargyle
rather than a beautiful god..
ugly bitch. ha!

now. don't even get me started
on the hag namesd KIRSTEN STEWART.
just beware, you dumb bitch. robbie is mine. and will be mine. you dirty hoe. fuck you. and you monotoneous
acting abilities. stupid diva. you're dumb and ugly. and so was your ex boyfriend. you lack actual acting skills.
along with the censors to leave MY HUSBAND ALONE.

agh. later.

ohmygod.

so. here's something i bet
NONE of you knew.
robert pattinson,
kirsten stewart
are actually
DATING.
i'm signing off.

awh.itssosad.

honestly.
i think:
jon,
is kinda selfish.
&&
kate,
is too bossy.

toxic.

if you haven't heard the
toxic
song by
the static lullaby
go youtube it,
&&its fantasitc

for those who have.
i thought this video was terrific.

updated.

newwww.
chuck norris fact.
and
word(s) of the week.

parkparty2!

ahh.
yeap.
lovelovelove himm.

"thisisn'tgay"

this is fun as fuck.

hahahah/
i love matthew.
you go ride that damn pony.
mmk.
this is part one.



I'M GONNA GET SOME AIR!!

hahah/.

--meagan fox--
to many she seems like a total bitch
who can't act.
to others,
she that
&&
a skinny body w big boobs.



yeaa.
mmhmm.
i bet you're 'sad'.
hehe.
you're probably laughing on the inside.

mk.
i'm jk.
ok.
don't get pissy w me.
my that one gay guy.
i think meagan
is a FOX.

pwnd.

ya gotz ta pop
da colla
cuz im big
pimpin.

this weeks
ASKSWIFTY
numba den.

welcometoanotherweek.

heyy.
this weeks
healthy shit.

jackietucker.

or
chris chan.
hahah.
rush hour4.
with me and shelbi.
she should be
chris chan
and i'll be
jackie tucker.
woah.
that was horribly dumb.
goodbye.

hellohellohello.

mmk.
so.
i found i beautiful song.
by:
death cab for cutie.
its called:
i will follow you into the dark.
its kinda old. actually.
but yea.
it reminds me of
MY edward.
because of the first few lyrics:

Love of mine some day you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow
you into the dark

gottagetthatshamwow!

hehe.
ilovejoshua.
its kinda long.
but.
worth it.

hehe.

mkk.
i lovelovelove this video
its called
D.A.N.C.E
by
justice.
this video blows my mind.
gotta love it.

updated.

new songs on the playlist:
everywhere i go by hollywood undead.
somebody told me by the killers.
permanent rain by the dangerous summer.
the climb the rock version by amely.

umm..yea..

ok. heres a
musicvideo
of my fave song by
hollywood undead.
--like seriously--
BEFORE YOU WATCH THIS.
I SUGGEST YOU NOT HAVE ANY
PARENTS AROUND.
OR CHILDREN.
EITHER THAT. OR GET SOME
DAMN HEADPHONES.
---like seriously--

"everywhere i go"
yeaaa.
Everywhere I Go - Hollywood Undead

everywhere i go
bitches always know.
charlie scene has got a weenie
that he loves to show.

ohfuckyeaa.

its kinda like

eminem

&&lil wayne

got together.

made nookie.

created the band

3oh!3.

who dated

senses fail.

the they decided

to have sex

while wearing masks.

then they got prego.

and made

6 masked sons of bitches.

named

HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD.

this band blows my

motherfuckin mind

to the goddamn ground.

ilovethem.

hollllister.

mmmk.
hcoridethewave
the video is like
pointless..
yea. check it.
oh. this vid takes forever
[like 3min]
to load. so. might want to rethink any wait..

amely.

as i promised.
i have an unsigned
GOOD
band.
they're called
AMELY.

ilovethispic. ^^^^^^
the whole band.

they're really good.

here's their myspace url:
myspace.com/amelyrock

&&unlike other unsigned bands.
they actually have songs availible on
iTunes.

comostas..

so. i'm going to add a weekly fact about....

....
...
CHUCK
mothereffin
NORRIS.
:]]

askswifty9.

hellohellohello.
the weekly askswifty.

lazysunday.

these guys made it to
SNL
because of this
EPIC
video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V6aXCRTICo

lmao.

watch this mofo
pop and lock it.
idk if its a
midget
or
a grown man.
god. i love it.

anothermotherfuckingpromise.

i'll try to put up
a new workout
video every
week.
so.
yea.
another promise
i'm sure to break.

workouts.

so.
if you're like me.
and want to workout.
&&lose some weight..
here's a good
workout
video.

walker stallcup.

-i'm sorry. idk how to do these things.-
you will be remembered.
...
to all who are in mourn.
i'm truely sorry.
life has its up and downs.
but.
for every cause.
there is a reason.
it is truely our journey to find our reason.

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God
that such men lived.
-George S. Patton Jr.

helpplease.

title picture is now gone.
need a new one.
any ideas??

alkjdien

woah.

so idk how i feel about

this one.

looks wayy too..

..eh..

idk.

hellyea.

scratch
JACOB BLACK.
&&please replace it with
TAYLOR LAUTNER.
&&the wolf shit.
&&instead of
fuckk you
it should be
fuckk me!!
&&i'd wear that shirt for
the rest of my life.

OhHotDamn.

goddamn. i'd live in that neighborhood.

--mr kellan lutz--

ohmyfuckinggod.

chinks.

ahh.
this one made me
smile
:]].

hehehe

lovethisboy.
macc
:]]
fred kinda reminds me of
..me..
in this video.

you'repooish.

mk. if there was a song
on the old
playlist.
that you would like
on the new
playlist.
email me.
email address
on the top.

askswifty.

i THINK i told
you guys i would post a new
askswifty video
once a week.
but.
of course.
i got lazy.
&&i forgot which episode
i last stopped on.
so.
here's
askswifty. episode 8.

thisboymakesmelaugh.

drpepperdoesn'tgiveyouaids.

ahahaha.

this is what i'm sick of hearing..
my parents'
motherfucking
VOICE..



what are you sick
of hearing about??

unknowntomankind.

i've got a great idea
:]]
i'm going to post something
about an unknown band
at least once a week.
i find them all the time
on myspace.
so. yea.

myapologies.

sorry to all.
i've been busy with
stuff in my life.
yea. i do have a life.
but.
i'll try to do at least
ONE
post a day.

heytherebeautifuls.

yesyesyes.
i got a new playlist.
checkk it.
^
^
^
^
^
it doesn't autoplay
because that bugged me
when i did have it.
but it does
SHUFFLE
..lkjdsa;ldk...

cuteboy..yepyep.

this is my boyfriend
[[in my head]]
drew roy.
hes a cutie:]]
ilovehim.


next.
we have
chris pine.
mhm.

mmhmm.

new show
on cw
this fall
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
--just when we thought we
had ODed from vampires...--




this is based on a book
**surprise surprise**
by. L.J Smith.

senosr.

shane dawson

--so.

whats a good word to use

to replace a cursee word--

email me please!!

holyshitmotherfucker.

**rumors or not**
jamie lynn spears
will be in
MEAN GIRLS 2.
_what the hell_

youtube
are now going to be sensoring
their videos.
as in,
no more curse words.
_what the hell_

NEWW.

neww playlist
up soon.
from #42
down will be on the
new playlist.
and from
#1 to #41
will be saved on file.
mkk. later.

saveyoursanity

this is going to be my next project.
saveyoursanity
...its going to be
the blueprints
to my future
business plans...
idk when it
going to be up.
but it will be soon
:]]
--oh and JOSHTURNER,
YOU WANNA BOX??--

ahh!!thatbemyhubby:]]

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer

loganfuckinbroker.

mmk:]]
so this was on
youtube.
an asian
&&blackkid
fighting.
this makes me smile
:))

mypersonallife.

mmk.
recently i had an email
to the blogemail account..
yea..i know..duh..
but anyways..
it was asking
me about my
personal life...
as in if i'm single or not.
i replied back with the
obvious
answer.
-i'm single-
believe me, if i wasn't
why the hell would i be starting my
own website..
BOS.((bag of shit))
its cool
that you wanna know.
but, ummm.
yea.

duddes.

so, i just find out
that some of the video sized
don't fit into the screen layout.
sorry:(
i had no idea.
but i'll fix them
as soon as i cann.
which is noww..
ehh.
mkk.

matt:]]

introducing ...
mr.matt♥

he's a cutie, too.
mmk.

-swiftkaratechop
-Ask Swifty [Episode One]
-HQ avalible

this is like a Q&A

hellohellohello.
:]]
so, its like 6am.
i only slept for two hours last night.
had to type a damn
research paper.
but THEN.
my dumbfuck
piece of shit
mother decides
"hey, i'm going go and delete her 4page research paper homework
that’s due in a few hours
because i HATE my own flesh and blood"
>dumbfuckk.<

ilovethiskid.

his name is joshua.
he's a cutie.

weshouldgodrivelikeballas!!

PART ONE.


PART TWO.

LOfreakinL.

inetyoudidn'tknow.

mkk.
dude, did you know that fuckin
-ashton kutcher[dude, where's my car]
-jon heder[napoleon dynamite]
-gisele bundchen[model engaged to one of THE sexiest men alive]
-mary-kate olsen[everything imaginable]
HAD TWINS?!?!
dude..

ilovehim.

NEW
movie in minutes
video by
nigahiga
-movies in mintues-x-men origins:wolverine
-HQ avalible.
[[please note that this one isn't all that funny]]

no.i'mnumberone.

ever heard of
SUSAN BOYLE
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

haha.
i'm susan's numba
ONE FAN!!

LOfreakinL.

MattG124
-Susan Boyle-Superfan.
-HD avalible.

iwannabloww.....

shanedawsonTV
-MOVIE FREAK!
-HQ avalible.

"i'm pregnant"

now, lets all go to the movies
and watch benjamin button
and get shit out
candy
popcorn
soda
&&other stuff.

whatthefuck?!?

i found this guy on youtube!!
funnyfunnyfunny.
mmkk.
here's
shanedawsonTV
-TURN OFFS!
[[kinda gross]]


at the end, he tell people to comment their
biggest turn offs..
i went and read them..
ehh.
yea he's right
--someone people are REALLY pyscho..
LOfreakinL.

heythere.

mmk. to start off:
i'm sorry for not posting anything lately.
i've been extremely busy.
i will post some more shit in a minute.
second:
i know its weird for me to state a statement like this
but here it goes:
for those who know bradley hammer,
PLEASE pray for him for a safe return.
:]]
thankyou.
now.
i'm off to post some fuck for you
shitheads.

representbitches.

i would personally like to say:
HAHAHA!!
the tallest man in the world is from
CHINA.
yea, he's asian,
&&tall. so damn. those dogs must have been put to good use.
**also, the second tallest man is from..
CHINA...
LOfreakinL

boomboombop.

nigahiga
is forever my asian
HERO.

now go out and buy it,
bitches.

omfg.

the new
harry potter and the half-blood prince
movie trailer.
its absolutley fantastic.

weshouldallgogetone.

go
nigahiga
go!!
we should all go get one
sham-WHOOHOO!!
no, not sham-whoohoo.
sham-WHOOHOO!!

asiansarenotlame.

omfg!!
kevjumba
has made yet another
FANTASTIC
video.
...about asians....
asians just aren't cool enough.
[[even though kevin had made fun of
..the dragonball evolution movie]]
--he said asians had high SAT scoress--
**inside joke**
LOfreakinL

gogayforwillsmith.

this is

ms. lucy liu.

my friends and i were talking.

about who we would go gay for.

i would go gay for

her

<<<<<<<.

:]]

yea, i'm too cool.

she's been in very good movies..

and on the cover of

maxim.

i feel wierd for knowing that...

LOfreakingL

censor.

i'm not gonna lie.
zac efron
is kinda hot in this picture.

abercrombieandfitchman.

kellan lutz
used to model for
abercrombie and fitch.
oh my fucking god.
he is too smoking hott.

OhHotDamn.

yepp. that be
mr kellan lutz.
aka sugar daddy.
flaunt magazine
kudos for you, my friend.
geez..
but why are his abs different in the pics??

BTW.

we had an essay for the SATs.
i guess mine was so bad that they didn't even
have a score low enough for mine.
because i never got the score.

the topic was over
ethics.
i wrote about
abe lincoln.

WuAangNeeGei

we are suppose to get our shirts
april 10th. friday.
yea!!
fuck yea. hoes.

areyoufuckingkiddingme?!

got a letter from urban dictionary today::
[[about my definition of faggot gag]]

Thanks for your definition of faggot gag!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

To get a better idea of what editors publish and reject, sign up as an
Urban
Dictionary Editor here: http://editor.urbandictionary.com/

Urban Dictionary

-----

faggot gag

a retarded
process of something that makes you want to gag.

"i think faggot gag
when i see terence and skylar together"

UH.

UNIVERSITY OF HOUSTON.
thats my future school.
because:
1)the SAT requirements are LOWW.
2)they have a building called the E.Cullen Hall.
[[its a sign]]
3)they have a pretty good business program.

uhhg.

got my SAT scores backkk.
bleh.
haha, i put 'KKK'
in the word back
on the first line.
LOfreakinL

rapist.

this video made me spit water out of my nose...
not really.
but yea.
it was funny.
-shane dawson
-speed dating
-HQ avalible

shirts.

i started a soriety:::

Wu

Aang

Nee

Gei

i'm making shirts too.

tell me if you want one.

making orders tuesday

so due date is tuesday

purple with yellow writing.

$13 each.

you can have whatever name on the back.

and the front has

greek symbols.

it was the closest i could get to

wang.

houston.

going to houston tomorrow
so won't be able to update blog
or the music.
sorry.
i will when most likely next week.

boop.

i submitted a definition to
urban dictionary
a couple of days ago.
"faggot gag"
its not ready it
because they have to sent it to editors.
but i'll tell you when its ready to be seeen!!
its under:::
wildwang and s"sorry"mal